



The Party of No!
By: Jack Dawsey
I’d like for those who oppose more “government” involvement in their lives to start immediately and grow their own food, and make their own electricity, and keep their own water service functioning safe. I want them to repair their own streets, and build and operate their own public transportation system, and refuse the services offered by their local fire, police, and EMS departments. I’d like for those who oppose more government involvement in their healthcare to VOLUNTARILY opt out of Medicare, and demand that their aging mother or father (if on Medicaid) refuse that government program too. I also want those that oppose government to return their unemployment and social security check, immediately. And finally -because of their free market values- I want them to be the “stand-up” person they claim and refuse to drive and operate their motor vehicles on those dirty old socialistic roads and highways in their neighborhood, and refuse the federal highway system too. It’s imperative that our capatalist’s friends stand up and be counted. Also, I want them to refuse to send their children to that old socialistic, “commie” public school system in their community, and refuse to drink water from that fascist-owned and operated clean water service/system facility in their local town. In closing, I want those people who hate government involvement in their lives to refuse the services of that ugly old government owned/subsidized socialistic garbage dump, and for god’s sake, stop buying their meat from their local supermarket, meat that was inspected by that undocumented, satanic Muslim socialist USDA certified food inspector. NO! On second thought, get a life!


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